Throwback to 2009 "Without a Fortune, You Can Still Have Fun"

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What's your fortune cookie?



So for the second time in a row I was gypped out of my favorite part of the Chinese takeout experience... the fortune cookie. It was missing, twice and I looked everywhere for it. Could it have fallen out of the bag? Twice?? No this was no mistake. Perhaps it's a new tradition... "no cookie". No little triangle of crunchy goodness with ancient wisdom to guide my destiny. No lucky numbers. Sadly, no oranges or almond cookies with the little piece of almond glued to the center either. Zippo fortuno amigo. OK, so what's the big deal about not getting a fortune? It's the principle of the bad message it's sending out. It's the silent night of if we ignore it like it never existed, soon people will forget and guess what?? They will. But I haven't forgotten just yet. The end of the Chinese take out meal is just not complete until the cookies are cracked and while the little papers barely make any sense at all, there's a certain sense to knowing that at the end, you can depend on the fortune to be there waiting to be passed out. "You are wise beyond your years", "You will do well in any venture", " Were a happy family and you too" Lucky Numbers 3,7,45,18 4.... OK I think I've made my point. Do not skimp on the fortunes take out joints or I will have to find a place that still has cookies, in or out of the sanitary plastic wrapper, I almost prefer them unsterilized. The plastic gives them this plastic taste I could live without.



I wound up snacking on a runner up treat of noodles with duck sauce. WTF is "duck" sauce anyway? It has nothing to do with a duck and everything to do with sugar, starch and some type of toxic food coloring most likey, or I could've just made that up. I need a fact checker willing to work for free. OK... back to sorting through all of the clothes I don't wear anymore. I am weeding out the old and welcoming the new in 2010. It is going to be the new me. Time for reinvention. I really think last year sucked pretty bad for most people and the energy was pretty stale feeling in our fair city of have more and more and more or less and less and less, depending on which side of the haves or have notes you fall on. Lots of ch ch ch changes and not too many good ones, BUT it's time for me to put the complaining mouth away and to get the hands busy creating my destiny, with or without a fortune cookie to guide me safely into the future. It's going to be all about manifesting what's out there already waiting for me to collect. I spent a lot of time trying to force things but those days are gone by now and as Echart Tolle's book 'THE POWER OF NOW" explains... we really do only have this moment, and that is the gift. The present. I love to say "The power of now compels me" Out loud with a Dracula like accent as a play on the Exorcist's "The power of Christ compels you" OK, on that note, I'm falling asleep now with the lead noodles piercing a hole in my stomach.... sweet duck sauce dreams kids of America. WK

Ok, I was just double fisting technology and  wasn't sure whether it was ok that I was excited and appauled at the same time. I think it's ok.  It's hard not to get caught up in all of the toys that distract from life.  Life can be overwhelming at times.  Especially here in New York City.  I guess it's an American thing, as my new Aussie friend might say.  She loves Americans.  Maybe were like watching a car accident and it's victims.  You are attracted and sickened etc.. blady blah blah....  We work ourselves into distraction or are just stupid and watch reality t.v all day and mix it up on shuffle with Oprah and the
Shopping Channel.  What could be better?  Nothing!

I"m American.  I've never felt la national concsious like this before.  Is it my age?  I'm NOT anti American whatsoever by the way any weird psycho people who may read this at some point.  Hear Ye Hear Ye Gather round George Washington lovers and Paul Reverians.  I am proud of what the forefathers created (our constitiution) ( for those of us who slept through History class... it's that big important piece of paper that starts with that saying "We The People".

This is not the case at the moment.  We The People are the 1 percent of this nations population at the moment and the people are too distracted, over worked, underpaid, or out of work without health care to notice, and too tired to take action.   The bottom line is that we need to stop blaming things and each other and even the evil do-ers that got us into this shit hole of a disastourous greedy highly uneccessary, totally fuckin greedy like their dicks should fall off like slippery snakes who shed their rattles, sort of mess, and get the fuck on with it already.

We need a fuckin revolution.  Don't get me wrong, we are certainly not the only country in a mess, but what I want to know is when is this country going to focus on itself in a good way  so that we can better help others?   What happened to "Leading By Example"   Right now, "we the people" look like the idiot american in a major way to most of the world.    Not something to feel super proud of.  I'm not sure what sort of revolution we could even have at this point.   I mean people would be confused at whether or not to bring their smart phone to the revolt or or if they should go to the "Change This Shit Now" rally at all when they could stay at home or on any street corner and Twitter their life away.  Twitter is the perfect name for that insanity.   Fuck, I guess I'm Internet-bipolar "  It's a thin line between love and hate.

  Ok, how the F did I get so dammned serious tonight?  I am actually having a blast at the moment, and loving that I have the Sims on my new phone.  I'm going to create my perfect reality via Sims and smoke as much weed as possible and hopefully I will become one with the Sims and live happily and Simfully ever after. FTW (joking)   - WK

Who is your CEO... Heart or Brain?

  Some peoples brains are in charge.  Not mine.  If my brain were boss it would be sleek and stylish in an androgenous sort of way.  My brain would wear  Alexander McQueen and Prada.    My heart is not as cool as my brain.   My heart is bigger than my brain so it wins out every time over brainy pants.  My heart wants what it wants when it wants it and will just keep on going towards it's target like the Terminiators do in Terminator 2.  Was that the one without Arnold?  That seemed wrong somehow.    My heart is never wrong, sometimes it's just a little too generous  with other peoples mistakes and justifys bad behavior because it was dropped on it's little heart head too many times as a little heart baby.  Were all really just big babies when it comes down to it aren't we?   We gather more information as the years go on but our essence is there at birth aka "the soul" and our personalities are there too, then life teaches us whatever it does in the first 6 years.   We develop the things that work for us, the things that protect us, and the things that help get us what we want.  So who does the wanting?  The Heart or The Brain?  Do they take turns?  Do they have profit sharing?  Can one be fired without a severance package?  Just wondering..............